crazy timw

life has been very interesting these past couple of weeks.

first is a story about this place that i had dinner it is little and dirty and there were tons of flies. it had every kind of asain food you could think of. it was really cheap. it was deliciousoicuoicuuuuuusssss!!!!! and cheap for the marina.

second.

just threw a kit on my scooter. stock everything for now, i am going to drill the clutch and take out a variator weight, but i just can not get it jetted right. i had a 65 then a 70 then a 75 and now a 78 and its still not good. WTF.

third.

crazy day at work. all 50 cars were out at once and i almost got arrested by a police man, he said, “if you block an intersection one more time i am impounding your scooter and you are going to jail.” – crazy i know.

fourth.

i was riding my scooter, coming up to a red light. cut through traffic and stopped between lanes 3 and 4, waited for the light to turn green. green. took off  in the 3rd lane. a small mercedes fancy 2 door coupe was riding my ass(like 2 feet behind me) i looked around and held my hand up in the air  like “what the fuck are you doing”, even though we were the 2 fastest vehicles out of the gate. next light she pulls up next to me and looks at me and starts screaming and then calmly flips me the bird. i shook my head and wondered why she was having such a bad day. green. start to go to next light, it turns red. i was cumming to a stop and miss grumpy swerved into my lane causing me to fall off of mr scooter butt. i jumped up, really freaked the fuck out and excited, picked up mr scooter and pushed the ignition. miss grumpy took off through the red. a comcast truck guy pulled up next to me and said, “that bitch is fuckin crazy, she tried to kill you!!!”. i took off, chasing miss grumpy through the dirty streets of s.f. she tried to get away by running a red light and going the wrong way down a one way alley. i got her. the light was red. there was tons of traffic. no where to go. i calmly pulled up next to her(it was like a movie), i lower my torso and am glaring at her with my blacked-out helmet. mr scooter had to be avenged.

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i need a new cell phone, mine keeps turning off.

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