bigdorkfoot

New blog

bigdorkfoot — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 00:40:50 +0000

Just started a new blog. I will eventually start putting up scooter parts for sale when I can, but for now just fun stuff.

www.throwakitonit.com

crazy timw

bigdorkfoot — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 04:03:22 +0000

life has been very interesting these past couple of weeks.

first is a story about this place that i had dinner it is little and dirty and there were tons of flies. it had every kind of asain food you could think of. it was really cheap. it was deliciousoicuoicuuuuuusssss!!!!! and cheap for the marina.

second.

just threw a kit on my scooter. stock everything for now, i am going to drill the clutch and take out a variator weight, but i just can not get it jetted right. i had a 65 then a 70 then a 75 and now a 78 and its still not good. WTF.

third.

crazy day at work. all 50 cars were out at once and i almost got arrested by a police man, he said, “if you block an intersection one more time i am impounding your scooter and you are going to jail.” – crazy i know.

fourth.

i was riding my scooter, coming up to a red light. cut through traffic and stopped between lanes 3 and 4, waited for the light to turn green. green. took off in the 3rd lane. a small mercedes fancy 2 door coupe was riding my ass(like 2 feet behind me) i looked around and held my hand up in the air like “what the fuck are you doing”, even though we were the 2 fastest vehicles out of the gate. next light she pulls up next to me and looks at me and starts screaming and then calmly flips me the bird. i shook my head and wondered why she was having such a bad day. green. start to go to next light, it turns red. i was cumming to a stop and miss grumpy swerved into my lane causing me to fall off of mr scooter butt. i jumped up, really freaked the fuck out and excited, picked up mr scooter and pushed the ignition. miss grumpy took off through the red. a comcast truck guy pulled up next to me and said, “that bitch is fuckin crazy, she tried to kill you!!!”. i took off, chasing miss grumpy through the dirty streets of s.f. she tried to get away by running a red light and going the wrong way down a one way alley. i got her. the light was red. there was tons of traffic. no where to go. i calmly pulled up next to her(it was like a movie), i lower my torso and am glaring at her with my blacked-out helmet. mr scooter had to be avenged.

i need a new cell phone, mine keeps turning off.

sixth

Cermony(2010) pix

bigdorkfoot — Sat, 02 Oct 2010 02:02:05 +0000

took about 2k photos, here are the ones i liked.

COTL RALLY THIS WEEKEND!!!!

bigdorkfoot — Wed, 22 Sep 2010 17:47:40 +0000

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg.

Im super gay so im not going to be riding in the rally, i am going to go to some spots and set up and hopefully get some action pix of peeps riding bye. And drinking beerz cause i got a beer rack holder on mr scoot. but i dont know where the smoke break stops on the ride are, i only go liki25 so i have to be fast.

Big ship.

trip nips. justin beiber. chickin saandwitch.

Clean your air compressor out periodically.

Fcuk Bkies

R.I.P Rusty

bigdorkfoot — Thu, 16 Sep 2010 03:30:12 +0000

i remember when we first brought you home. i remember how you used to bite my toes when i was trying to sleep. i remember how you used to run up and down the halls attacking the walls. i remember when you used to get stuck on the roof and i had to climb up and get you down. i remember when you caught that bird that one time but then i told you to let him go and then you did and then you ran after it again after it took off and you jumped 6 feet in the air and caught him again. i remember the time when you threw up in my bed and didnt tell me cause you thought it was funnny. i remember the time when you got a big hole through your leg and you had to wear that funny cone on your head and we used to laugh together cause we both thought it was funny. i remember the time when you started to have seizures and then got reset to a baby cat. i remember when we used to cuddle and then for no reason you would bite the shit outta me.

love you Rusty.

bums and bikes

bigdorkfoot — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 03:59:55 +0000

super fun scooter ride!

i saw a moped at the fruitvale bart station!

taylors super custom rd250 thing.

I had an encounter with a crazy bum on bart. He had a mini palm tree in a plastic water bottle.

bum - “you know what? GUESS what i do for a living?!”

me - “what….?”

Bum -”i am a stand up comedian,”

me – “AHHAHAHAHAH, BuLLSHIT!!!! Your not even funny!!!”

hi, im tofer

bigdorkfoot — Fri, 10 Sep 2010 00:44:10 +0000

ya babay!

new camera and new scooter

bigdorkfoot — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 02:00:38 +0000

i got a new camera. dslr. someone teach me how to use it.

New scoot, taiwaneeze motor. Morini horizontal. Big plans. 70bbk, remove 1 variator weight, drill clutch.

plug chopz & trades

bigdorkfoot — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 02:18:45 +0000

hella lean.

moped i almost put together.

wheels need small axles. Trade me for something?

my wall

Its americas birthday!

bigdorkfoot — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 02:16:43 +0000

This weekend was really crazy.

Started off with Kareokio at this super sweeeeet bar called the the silver cloud resturante and in super sweet i mean shit hole. Cheap drinks, terrible people, horrible singing. Just the place i want to be on a friday night yelling really loud and feeling like ur going to throw up because you drank too much and were laughing really hard.

Cant remember the other day, too much vodz.

i had some cupcakes from karaks cupcackes, OMG TThse little fucker sweewrrreee soo good. The fuckin wetest nastiest shit you have ever eatin!M!

4 of july was sweeeeeet!

Almost got kicked out of our apartment…

Made some Bacorn….

Taylor got ICEEEEEEEDDDD!!!!!

fireworks through the fog.

then also went to the swannky swank dance party club and tore it up!!In3ingjkra its called cypress or sircus or something.